But tonight, either of them purely describes me, just getting home from work, preparing to make myself a little din din, opening the fridge and dropping the Sunflower Seed oil container to the floor and having to mop up, somehow, 8-10 ounces of oil from my wood like kitchen flooring.
Looking around, in dismay, but with also a kind of grin because it's all so ridiculous, I find some cleaning tools. 1. A spray can of carpet cleaner, which I soon discover, does not spray but performs a kind of oozing of thick foam into a pile that drops like heavy white plops onto the floor. 2. Paper towels. 3. A spray bottle of stain remover. 4. A never been opened or used wet/dry Swiffer. What was I thinking? 5. Some Arrow Root powder, which I had purchased to try out a new Almond Flour Tortilla recipe but was now considering using it to soak up the oil that had flung itself upon the carpet.
I hadn't thought about using oil to shine the plasticness of the flooring, but in the future I might. At this point it all seems to be not too slippery and the large pool of oil is gone. The carpet? Well, I haven't vacuumed it yet. Wish me luck.
Maybe I'll keep one of these around just in case.
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